Come and get them!!

Reason #483 Why We Need Smaller Government


So, I got this letter late last week from the IRS. The only thing worse would have been to hear Mike Wallace and the “60 Minutes” crew were filming on my front lawn. Come to think of it, even that may not be worse …

The letter was computer generated, thanking me for my recent correspondence with them. It said they had not responded yet as they had not finished preparing a “complete response” and that it would be forthcoming within 45 days. It reminded me the installment agreement I agreed to for payment of my taxes was still in effect and I should still make my scheduled payments. It even helpfully included an 800# I could call if I had any questions.

It was a polite, encouraging and downright personable piece of communication. But there was one teensy-weensy lil’ problem. I had not recently corresponded with them for any reason other than to mail a check on April 14 for the entire amount of the taxes they wanted from me. There was no installment agreement agreed to and no scheduled payments. Had this been a business like a credit card company saying I had not paid my bill, I wouldn’t worry. I’d just call their 800# and get this straightened out. Did I mention this letter was from the IRS?

Still, it was such a NICE letter and they had included an 800#. I called on Saturday but they were closed. To be fair, I don’t remember if they were closed because it was Saturday, allowing taxpayers across the country to breathe more easily, or if I just called after hours on Saturday. Regardless I didn’t speak to the nice folks at the IRS that day. I laid the letter in my inbox to call this week. Yesterday, I saw the letter and decided I had the time to spend on hold and to deal with any bureaucratic red tape. I dialed the phone.

After about 15 minutes on hold, a nice lady answered, giving me her name and ID#. I explained about the letter and that there was an important looking reference number at the very top which I felt sure linked to a file with all my details in it and we could get this taken care of quickly. The nice IRS lady told me, “No, I don’t need that. What’s your Social Security number?” I gave it to her and she explained we would have to do a quick Q&A to establish my identity. 5 minutes later we agreed that I was me.

She asked why I was calling. I explained about the letter and the 45 days and the installment agreement and that I didn’t recall doing any of those things. The nice IRS lady told me, “According to my screen, you’re right. You don’t owe any tax, we’ve released your stimulus package payment and there’s no installment agreement!” Relieved, I said, “Great! So you’ll take care of this for me?” She helpfully said, “I sure will. I’ll just send an email to the person who sent you the letter and have him call you. It will be sometime in the next 30 days. He’ll need to make sure this is not a mistake on our part. Where can he reach you?”

I asked to contact the person myself. I explained my concern that, if it took the full 30 days, and if the IRS decided I owed the money, there would be interest and penalties. Since, if I disputed the decision, I had to prove I didn’t owe it, and not the other way around, I’d probably just pay the money. When dealing with people who can padlock your home and business, freeze your accounts and generally make life inconvenient, it is often wiser to simply pay them. It’s called the “Let the Wookie win!” strategy.

The nice IRS lady assured me there was no cause for alarm. She could see on her screen I owed them nothing! When I again asked her why, if that was the case, could she not clear this up, she again told me it was to be sure that it was not a mistake on their part. I took this to mean the nice IRS lady was positive I didn’t owe any money but the person sending me the letter might feel differently. After all, the letter talked about payments and agreements and such. I again expressed the desire to speak to the person who sent me the letter. The nice IRS lady said she could not give me that person’s name or contact information. She could not give me his ID#. She wasn’t even sure he was a he. She did have an IRS designator identifying exactly who he was but she couldn’t give me that, either. But I was not to worry, she would send that email and he would contact me within 30 days.

I surprised myself with boldness and asked why the IRS provided an 800# which connected to a department completely unable to help me. The nice IRS lady gently corrected me. “But I HAVE helped you!”, she said. Baffled, I asked, “You have?” “Yes”, she responded, “I sent an email to the person who will contact you!” As God is my witness, I actually waited for her to continue, “Just kidding! Just a little IRS humor!” After a long moment in which she did not, in fact, admit to pulling my leg, I asked, “Do you mean this is the extent of the assistance available to me at this number, which, I feel compelled to add, the IRS itself directed me to call if I had questions?” The nice IRS lady replied in the affirmative.

I noted that, as a small business owner, if a customer might need to speak to me I simply gave them MY number. It tended to expedite things. I allowed while it was possible I might miss his call and need to call back, I would not, in fact, set up an entire department whose sole purpose was to email me that someone I thought might need me, actually did, so I could add a call back to him to my calendar sometime in the next 30 days. There being little more to be said, I wished the nice IRS lady a good afternoon and we ended the call.

This sort of inefficiency, waste and duplication is typical of big government. And yet this is the plan we have for Health Care? For Energy Independence? For Education? For Retirement? For the most important things in life? Only in government could a person be of absolutely no assistance whatsoever and, at the same time, take pride in a job well done.

I really hope my installment payments aren’t too much …

Tennessee Misuses Tobacco Settlement Funds


In 1998, the several states which comprise our grand experiment in representative democracy found themselves on the receiving end of a windfall!! After years of abuse and under threat of continued litigation financed from the state’s deep pockets, the tobacco industry made peace with its enemies.

It was an easy choice considering the alternative was to be destroyed by government. Consider that in 1964 Big Tobacco was required by government to put warning labels on its product telling people cigarettes would be bad for them if they chose to smoke. Next, it was forbidden by government from advertising its legal product on TV. The last TV ad for cigarettes appeared on The Tonight Show on 1/1/71 Later still, it was forbidden to even market tobacco in and to certain segments of the population. Joe Camel and Winston’s 31 year history with NASCAR both withered and died. Government is still gunning for the tobacco Industry. Just in the last year, government has outlawed smoking in public places such as restaurants and stores here in Tennessee and elsewhere.

However, the unquestionable high point of government’s offensive against Big Tobacco arrived November 23, 1998. The end results of Big Tobacco’s product in the lives of willing and informed consumers was deemed so detrimental to the well being of the states that the industry itself was held accountable for the havoc their product wrought. Big tobacco was required to pay almost $250 billion to the states over 25 years in a settlement

…intended to cover past Medicaid costs from smoking-related illnesses in exchange for immunity for the tobacco companies from further state- sponsored lawsuits.

Such rulings are a perversion of justice. But they are typical of big government’s abuse of power. In this case, state government - with Tennessee ranked among the worst in the matter. On the one hand, we just passed a law which outlawed smoking in most public places. On the other hand, we also just tripled the cigarette tax to fund Education! Thus we’re funding a program for which the state continually wants more money with a revenue stream the state is trying to destroy. But we can trust the government on this. Just look at what a great job they’re doing.

Well, let’s consider the Tobacco Settlement funds, shall we? As noted, the money was intended to help states cover costs they incurred while dealing with health problems associated with tobacco use. But that’s not happening. Not in Tennessee and not anywhere else that I can find either.

According to The Tennessean, Tennessee is slighting lung cancer. In fact,

The $1.4 billion in tobacco settlement money that Tennessee has received since 2000 has gone into the general fund, paying for everything from state troopers’ salaries to computers in schools.

None of that money has been earmarked for lung cancer research.

A billion and a half dollars extorted from tobacco companies under threat of being sued into non-existence by the states. The states claim they are acting in the best interests of the people. Big Tobacco agrees to pay billions to offset the costs of past smoking and to fund state prevention programs. What do the states do? They do what unaccountable, irresponsible and out of control government always does - whatever they think they can get away with. Tennessee receives millions annually for state health concerns and spends nothing on it. Our neighbor to the north, Kentucky, is lauded for spending $35 million on lung cancer research since 2001. $5 million a year when they get well over $100 million. And Kentucky may be one of the good guys!

Quoting from The Tennessean again,

Because there are no restrictions on how states spend tobacco settlements, money that other states receive also often goes toward just about everything but research, said Laurie Fenton Ambrose, president and chief executive officer of the Lung Cancer Alliance, a D.C.-based advocacy group.

“We are astounded that this could be so overlooked, and are actively advocating for those resources to assist victims of this disease,” Ambrose said.

One would think that the states, which knew enough a decade ago to be concerned about the emerging health crisis they faced from smoking that they piled on on Big Tobacco, would also be smart enough to use this “found money” to address the issue directly. But we’re dealing with government here. The Tennessean adds:

For a state in which roughly one in four adults smokes, Tennessee has been notoriously bad about funding tobacco prevention programs.

But Danny McGoldrick, Tobacco Free Kids’ vice president for research, said that this year he applauds Tennessee for being “most improved.”

Tennessee put $10 million of budget money toward tobacco prevention for the first time ever this fiscal year.The money funded programs such as the smoking cessation hot line, 1-800-QUIT-NOW, and nicotine replacement therapies for the uninsured.

McGoldrick also lauded the state’s new tax increase on cigarettes and the smoking ban in most public places.

“Last year was a big improvement, after years of doing virtually nothing,” McGoldrick said.

Previously, Tobacco Free Kids ranked Tennessee 51st, among all states and the District of Columbia, for its tobacco-prevention efforts. But the new initiatives bumped Tennessee up to 34th this year.

Tobacco Free Kids will present Gov. Phil Bredesen with its “champion award” in a few weeks for leading the efforts.

This is success? This is government for the people? No. This is typical government fraud, waste and abuse. Citizens ought to be nauseated. But we accept calling it “improvement”. We spend $10 million of our $1.5 billion on a stop smoking program and our Governor gets a “Champion” award. Meanwhile, the other 49 states’ efforts are so equally pathetic our non efforts move us up 17 places in ranking and earn us the title “most improved”. Only to government bureaucrats is this success. Each Tennessean should call his representatives and demand fiscal responsibility in this matter.

This year alone, Tennessee is due to receive almost $160 million from Big Tobacco. By the time the 25 year payout period is up, we are due to receive almost $5 billion dollars. It is supposed to be to protect our health. It is supposed to be to help educate us. It is supposed to help us stop smoking. If we, the citizens of Tennessee, permit this fraud, waste and abuse to continue then I have to ask how healthy our priorities really are; what we are really learning from what they are teaching, and; what in the world are we really smoking in the Volunteer State?

Soft Core, Sexual Assault Protected by Court


Cross posted from Blue Collar Muse:

This is one of those stories that makes me immediately think of Glenn Beck and his advice that one wrap their head in duct tape before exposure as it will make the pieces of one’s head easier to find after it explodes. What’s the deal with Oklahoma? First Paul Jacob and now this? I’m reminded of the biblical admonition, “Woe to you who call evil, good and good, evil!”

It is difficult to conceive of more ignorant, stupid and asinine judges than those in this story. It is also difficult to believe any of them are men or parents. From my perspective, had they been either, the perp would have been on the receiving end of a little frontier justice.

The story is reported at Paul Jacob’s Common Sense column and radio show.

Two years ago in Oklahoma, Riccardo Gino Ferrante was arrested for aiming a camera up a 16-year-old girl’s skirt while in a Target store. He was arrested and convicted of a felony.

Unfortunately, in mid-March four-fifths of Oklahoma’s Court of Criminal Appeals voted that no felony occurred.

Why?

Because “the person photographed was not in a place where she had a reasonable expectation of privacy.” (emphasis added)

In case you’re shaking your head and hearing those cartoon head-shaking sounds, let me assure you this is no joke and you read the words correctly.

A man photographed a 16 year old girl, without her knowledge or permission, in a retail store. The photo was a type of soft core porn filming known as “up-skirt” shots. He was properly arrested and charged with a felony! The court, however, found he had done nothing wrong since the 16 year old should know wearing a skirt in public was granting permission for someone to photograph her in a humiliating and pornographic manner. It’s the same as wearing a sign declaring yourself an adult film star.

In a common sense world, people understand you can’t yell “Fire!” in a crowded theater despite having Freedom of Speech; you can’t write stories about people based on conjecture and rumors despite having Freedom of the Press; you can’t gather to plot terrorist attacks despite having the Freedom to Assemble; and, you cannot clandestinely photograph up the skirt of females in retail stores because fools in black robes find your activity is protected by the victim’s unwitting abdication of her Right to Privacy by going to the mall in a skirt!!

I keep running this story over and over in my head waiting for the lightning strike that will cause it to all make sense. I’ve given up. It doesn’t make sense and it’s never going to. Probably because I went to seminary and learned right from wrong and not law school where they evidently teach how to give Rights to those doing wrong.

Judicial activism, judicial review and other black robed ridiculousness we rail against are embodied in this tale of legal lunacy. It’s unclear if there are any precedents for the court’s failure to uphold the Constitutional rights of this young woman. It’s unclear if the court might be able to unconstitutionally appeal to some foreign law or precedent in support of their error.

What is crystal clear, however, is that in that very small space where I am comfortable allowing government to exist and operate, the job of government is to protect me and mine from infringements on our rights by others. The Oklahoma court not only failed to protect this minor girl’s rights, the court itself stripped her of one of the most important. Far from reassuring her that she should have no fear of not being “secure in her person” or that the privacy of her own clothing was sacrosanct, a court packed with buffoons did the opposite. Bluntly it means Oklahomans need protection from both Mr. Ferrante and their own courts!

In the face of such behavior, society should simply ignore the court and quietly teach Mr. Ferrante the meaning of the word “private”. If the court finds my suggestion to be in contempt, so be it! When a court behaves contemptibly it is proper to treat them accordingly.

Blue

Free the Oklahoma 3!!


This outrage was reported at Blue Collar Muse. The post is reprinted below in its entirety.

~Leonidas

One of our most cherished rights is to petition our government. If there’s a problem, we want our representatives to know so they can fix it. Imagine, however, if a top law enforcement official denied this right to citizens. Imagine he arrested them, threatening them with fines and imprisonment. Imagine it’s being driven by partisan politics. “Not in my America!”, you say? Let me introduce you to Paul Jacob and the Oklahoma 3.

Oklahoma is fortunate. If Oklahomans want an issue on the ballot, they can gather signatures and put it to a statewide vote. It’s called a ballot initiative and it’s popular with citizens. Gathering signatures is hard work so it doesn’t happen all the time. When it does, it’s usually to limit government somehow so it’s unpopular with legislators. To stop it, legislators try to make it very difficult. In Oklahoma in 2006, citizens wanted to vote on capping government spending increases over a certain amount and didn’t want government taking their homes and businesses through eminent domain and giving them to someone else who would pay the state more in taxes. To do that, they needed to gather almost 225,000 valid signatures in just 90 days to put the measures on the ballot.

Because it’s hard to get that many signatures that fast, it’s also common to use companies which specialize in circulating petitions. It happened all the time in Oklahoma. It’s further common for those circulating petitions to be from out of state. Legislatures, who usually oppose ballot initiatives, try to stop signature gathering with residency requirements. They legislate that to gather signatures in a state, you must also live there. Those laws have been challenged around the country and and defeated on First Amendment grounds. But not in Oklahoma because it has immediate residency laws. You can immediately come to Oklahoma, declare yourself a resident , and petition. The Oklahoma 3 knew about issues with residency laws and specifically asked Oklahoma about theirs. They were assured there was no problem with petitioners moving from other states to help out.

Oklahoma’s 20O6 initiatives faced some tough fights. The worst may have been a union organizer from Oregon bringing in squads of paid blockers to harass petitioners. Blockers lied about petitioner activity to bar them from property where they were collecting signatures. They spilled coffee and Cokes on completed petitions to destroy them. They verbally and physically intimidated petitioners and signers alike to stop the work. Despite this heavy opposition, the petitioners prevailed. They gathered almost 300,000 signatures. 80,000 more than were needed to get the issues on the ballot!

Unfazed by defeat, initiative opponents immediately started another fight. They challenged the petitions. They did not argue the signatures were invalid as that meant fighting signatures one by one. Instead, they challenged the residency status of signature gatherers. Despite ample precedent, it was deemed illegal to be in Oklahoma from somewhere else to collect signatures. The challengers won and tens of thousands of legal signatures were thrown out. Enough to prevent the measure from being on the ballot. It gets worse.

To intimidate future initiative efforts, the Attorney General of Oklahoma himself, Drew Edmondson, personally issued felony indictments for three people - the Oklahoma 3. They are Paul Jacob, an initiative consultant; Susan Johnson, owner of the petition company; and, Rick Carpenter, the Oklahoma resident heading up the initiative. The basis of the indictment? The Oklahoma 3 should have known their petitioners were illegal even though the state said they were OK. Using them constituted attempted fraud!

Not a single allegedly “lawbreaking” petitioner was charged with any crime. Only the Oklahoma 3 were formally indicted and charged. The trio was shackled together like murderers and paraded before the press. Improperly circulating a petition is a misdemeanor. The Oklahoma 3’s felony carries a $25,000 fine and 10 years in prison. The residency law at the heart of the case? It’s currently under challenge in the US Supreme Court and likely to lose. But the Oklahoma 3 remain under indictment, are incurring expensive legal fees and might still be convicted for petitioning the government for relief from burdensome government policies. The very thing our country was founded upon is illegal in the opinion of Oklahoma’s Attorney General Drew Edmondson.

There’s more. A lot more. The union organizer from Oregon isn’t charged with anything. The out of state paid blockers were not illegal. You can legally come to Oklahoma to prevent Oklahomans from petitioning their government. But you can’t do so to help Oklahomans. In that case, Drew Edmondson says it’s illegal to be from somewhere else! The implications for residency as Drew Edmondson sees it are frightening. In order to participate in Oklahoma’s political process, Drew says you can’t just come for a little while. He says you have to declare yourself a permanent resident of Oklahoma. But he won’t say what that means.

So students who come from out of state may be barred from political activity despite spending years in the state. Workers transferred to Oklahoma may not be able to vote there. Talk about disenfranchising voters. The same goes for members of the military. None of these are permanent residents. So Drew says being political is a crime for those folks. You say, “Not in my America!” Drew Edmondson says, “Yes, in MY Amerika!”

At issue here are the basic freedoms Americans enjoy. The right to Free Speech. The right to petition your government for relief from onerous burdens. The right not to have your life destroyed by an Attorney General with an agenda. If it isn’t checked in Oklahoma, that same blight will spread to other initiative states. Help Free the Oklahoma 3!

Blue

Music Hath Charges to Irk the Savage Beast


If the Sarasota, FL Police Department gets their wish, playing your music too loud in your car could get it impounded and a hefty $500 fine to get it back.

While usually reserved for felony arrests and prostitution stings, impounding vehicles will make law breakers think twice say police. Others think it’s little more than a money making operation run by the cops.

Truthfully, I don’t care if they want to make loud noise a crime. But why just loud music? Why not loud construction zones? Why not loud cars and loud motorcycles? What about the noise from concerts and sports events? What about my mom hollering all over the neighborhood looking for me because my spinach and liver is getting cold? Why is DWD (Driving While Deafened) the only crime? Perhaps because there’s a vehicle owner attached with lots of good reasons to quickly pony up the fine? Like working, school, LIFE??

Add to that the subjectivity of determining if a vehicle is making enough noise for criminal prosecution. Last I checked, there wasn’t a pass given to a little theft or assault but if you REALLY beat a guy down or steal a LOT of his stuff, that won’t be tolerated. What if the cop is a veteran with some hearing damage and he cannot ferret out the insidious lawbreaker? Once the word gets out, there’ll be serial radio volume committed in unacceptable amounts on Officer Jenkins’ watch. What about the cop with more sensitive ears? The easily offended officer may find himself busting those assured by other officers that “As long as it’s under 75% power, you should be JUST fine!” What about the cops coming on duty after celebrating birthdays or a colleague’s retirement? Might they write a ticket that Saturday or Sunday morning that they wouldn’t on another day?

Noise laws are generally vague and difficult to enforce. One man’s just right is another man’s right over the edge! If Sarasota wants to drive citizens and visitors away with inherently subjective and unenforceable laws, I suppose she has the power to do so. Or she can do it right and set noise standards that apply to everyone, regardless of their connections with easily definable and identifiable limits. If they want to expend the funds for that, maybe it will be OK. But until then, it’s just another example of government gone wild!

~Leonidas

Spartans and the Living Document Lie!


In discussions of Constitutional interpretation, an interesting concept has turned up in the last few years in the context of a why a position is or is not Constitutional. It’s stated in some form of the idea that “the Constitution is a living document”.

The idea has appeal for a variety of reasons. The language is positive - our founding document is portrayed as living and vibrant, not stodgy and decrepit. It’s flexible, adaptable and able to change with the times. In today’s tech jargon, it’s 2.0; constantly updating to meet the freshest ideas and developments. Most people know one of the basic characteristics of the definition of life is anything which is alive, grows! If something stops growing it is either dead or dying. The intentional use of such language paints a picture of the document at the heart of our Republic as vibrant and energetic!. By association, changes made to that document or in its name are colored with the same brush. The intent is to have such changes viewed as proper and necessary to keep America in step with the times.

However, I find such an understanding of the Constitution, and legal rulings or private opinions based on it, to be deeply flawed in their understanding of both the content and the role of the Constitution. At its root, such a view finds the Constitution, as originally conceived and constructed, insufficient to address the challenges it faces in a more modern world. I cannot disagree more.

The first challenge faced by the idea of the Constitution as a living document is the basic simplicity of the document itself. This is not some lengthy work filled with hidden meaning. It was intended for public consumption. In fact, the entire original document was printed on just 4 pages of the Pennsylvania Packet and Daily Advertiser newspaper two days after it was signed. To give all citizens access to the document that would govern them, the text was routinely printed in other newspapers around the country. The assumption would seem to have been that readers would easily understand it. We continue that assumption today. Politicians and soldiers swear to defend the Constitution from its enemies. If it is difficult to understand and constantly changing, how can a man know who those enemies are? How can any particular view be said to be Constitutional or not if the Constitution itself is continually subject to review?

The second problem arises from the nature of the Constitution itself. Buildings are complex physical things, skyscrapers even more so. Interestingly, the largest ones, despite being made of steel and concrete, are flexible. The Empire State Building, for example, sways and moves at the top and was designed to do so. Its foundation, however, does not move. In fact, it is the stability of the foundation which permits the top to flex in the changing environment in which it continually finds itself. Just so, the Constitution is a foundational document, not one affected by passing environmental changes. It provides long term legal and cultural stability shielding us from the vagaries of societal fads.

Proclaiming the Constitution a living document is a deception. Whether by design or chance, the practical result of such a proclamation is separating citizens from their Constitutionally afforded protections. This creates a situation rife with potential for men with an agenda other than Liberty to oppress their countrymen. The Constitution was conceived and created to prevent government from trampling on the rights of men. Those rights were not granted to men by the Constitution. Rather they are recognized by the Constitution as being granted to all men by God. As such they are inviolate insofar as US law is concerned. Redefining the Constitution as a living document, capable of change and reinterpretation as each new generation sees fit, strips the eternal power of Divine authority from the document and substitutes ever changing human reason as the standard by which we judge.

It is not the Constitution which lives and breathes, it is the men which it rules who do so. With each party in its proper place, our values are firmly anchored and we greet a changing future confident that American ideals are well guarded. Swapping the roles, however, leaves us in the precarious place our country and culture currently find themselves. Standing on a shifting foundation, we flail about to keep our balance in a changing world. To cope, we make our Constitution say things it clearly does not as in the case of Roe v. Wade and make it silent on things to which it clearly speaks as in the case of Kelo v. New London.

The Constitution as a living document is a lie which threatens our Liberty as men and our existence as a nation. That threat must be opposed with the same passion and urgency our Founding Fathers opposed the enemies of Liberty which fought them so long ago. Either that, or we agree to submit to the whims of whichever King ends up on tomorrow’s throne. Asked by citizens what sort of government the delegates had created for America, Benjamin Franklin famously replied, “A republic, if you can keep it!” He knew then what I say now - there exist those who would steal our Liberty! I don’t intend to allow that to happen without a fight. So - to the advocates of a living Constitution; to those bending the Constitution to fit their own views; to those seeking to steal my Liberty, and; to those standing at a distance and suggesting I surrender my rights, I echo the response of Leonidas to Xerxes when it was suggested the Spartans at Thermopylae surrender their weapons. I say, “Molon labe!” - “Come and get them!”

Happy Tyrannicide Day!!


Wow! Tyrannicide Day - why didn’t we have these cool holidays when I was a kid?

~Leonidas


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